Quick News

In NBA News: Kobe Bryant, please shut up. First he demands a trade, then he backs off, then demands a trade again, then backs of again. Now he demands a trade, and reiterates his statements on a website. Put duct tape on his mouth please?

In MLS News: Toronto FC defeated league-leading FC Dallas 4-0 in front of 20,000 + at BMO Field in Toronto. This is the worst thing to happen to a team in Dallas since this, this and this.

In MLB News: Remember when the Seattle Mariners were the streaking team in the American League? Well they’ve gone on to lose 5 straight, including today’s 10-3 whipping to the Houston Astros. So instead of “Refuse to Lose”, the M’s should have a new slogan, “Not in it to Win it”.

In Golf News: The US Open closes today, and Tiger Woods is currently in 3rd place. I’d go into bigger detail, but I’m afraid I will fall asleep as I type.

In NFL News: The Oakland Raiders were forced to cancel practice on Saturday due to it being too intense. I thought the real reason was because they realized they probably can’t beat a good JV squad.