To add on to that, Deion Branch will miss 2 weeks with a sprained foot, while Mack Strong injured his neck, and has ended his season as well as his career. I’ve already chalked up 8-8 as the new record.
I haven’t done one in a while, but I’ll poke some fun at MLB headlines in the year 2020, feel free to add your own.
1. Yankees’ Wang unleashes on Twins
2. ESPN devotes 1 hour show devoted to the Yankees, to be titled Baseball Tonight.
3. Seattle Mariners win all 162 games in regular season, get swept in ALCS.
4. Florida Marlins discover that no one watches their games.
5. New York Mets blow 50 game lead……with only 44 games left (yeah, it’s intentional).
6. Los Angeles Angels move to Compton, new name is Los Angeles Angels formerly from Anaheim but have now moved to Compton.
7. Ken Griffey Jr. schedules when he’ll have his injuries.
8. Julio Franco retires.
9. A-Rod marries that chick from Toronto.
10. Mariners assign Jeff Weaver as pitching coach.
11. Chris Berman dies as he runs out of breath saying “back, back, back” over and over again.
12. Steroids legal.
13. Wang faces Johnson in pivotal showdown.
14. Roger Clemens: “One more year”.
15. Toronto Blue Jays think about signing a Canadian.
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