I’m really annoyed by the NBA slogans they keep giving out. I’m talking about the ones like “The NBA, where caring happens.” All it is is sticking a random word in between where and happens. Well I’ve dug deep, found a crumpled up piece of paper with the Where (Word) Happens slogans that did not make the cut.

  1. The NBA, where a certain commissioner wants to badly to move a team away from a city happens.
  2. The NBA, where snooze-inducing playoff games happens.
  3. The NBA, where the Spurs and Pistons happens.
  4. The NBA, where Craig Sager’s outfits happens.
  5. The NBA, where Doug Collins stuttering all over the place and confusing himself happens.
  6. The NBA, where Mike Tirico’s never ending Soulja Boy bashing happens.
  7. The NBA, where seniors like Greg Oden can play happens.
  8. The NBA, where Kobe Bryant lighting the Utah Jazz on fire happens.
  9. The NBA, where Ira Newble happens.
  10. The NBA, where WWE, featuring Marvin Williams and Rajon Rondo happens.
  11. The NBA, where Reggie Miller disregarding the English language happens.
  12. The NBA, where George Karl can stay after another failed season while Mike D’Antoni and Avery Johnson are fired happens.
  13. The NBA, where T-Mac’s imminent surgery during the offseason happens.
  14. THE NBA, WHERE STEPHEN A. SMITH HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
  15. And finally…..The NBA, where Larry Brown can get a coaching job whenever and wherever the heck he wants to happens.