2011 NHL Playoff Objectives
– Get revenge on the Chicago Blackhawks, preferably sweep them.
– Beat up on the LA Kings because watching LA teams lose is always fun.
– Eliminate one of San Jose or Detroit because the Sharks need to choke another great season away and no one outside of Detroit (and bandwagon fans) likes the Red Wings.
– Obliterate the Flyers to capture the Stanley Cup. The Flyers will expect a Stanley Cup until they run into a team with actual quality goalies and their offense STALLS. Mount Luongo captures Conn Smythe Trophy.
See you suckers in June.
*Note to self, more hockey posts (and not just to praise/spew lava towards the Canucks).